spookyskeletonfactory

tamirthegreat:

therighthandofdoomcpn:

boxwithlid:

livid-righteousness-badgers:

justdaps:

nahchillhomebro:

summonermedirby:

I don’t think people give Flash enough credit.

…………….my goodness

He didn’t just rebuild an apartment building.

HE FUCKING LEARNED HOW TO BUILD AN APARTMENT BUILDING. HE DID FUCKING RESEARCH. IT TAKES SEVERAL GODDAMN YEARS TO LEARN ALL THE ENGINEERING AND LEGAL CONSTRAINTS OF BUILDING A FUCKING BUILDING AND JUST DID IT.

This is one of my favorite flash comics. It really highlights how the flash doesn’t just run really fast, but can do absolutely astounding things. I remember reading this for the first time and having my head explode. 

Flash rules.

Flash is actually really freaking awesome.

to quote Hal Jordan: “the fastest man alive was always late because he stopped to befriend the people he saved”

Barry Allen is a sweetheart

tardis-space-serenity
thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

disneybombshell:

damnit-phan:

stilesmcalll:

my dad grew this potato that looks like a shark so he stuck a paper fin in it and he’s calling it Sharktato
it’s on a stick because he likes to move it around and sing the jaws theme song

your dad is fucking cool

sharktatoi just choked on my fucking coffeeSHARKTATO

Coming this summer…
to Syfy…
SHARKTATO
Stay out of the water… AND the produce aisle

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

disneybombshell:

damnit-phan:

stilesmcalll:

my dad grew this potato that looks like a shark so he stuck a paper fin in it and he’s calling it Sharktato

it’s on a stick because he likes to move it around and sing the jaws theme song

your dad is fucking cool

sharktato
i just choked on my fucking coffee
SHARKTATO

Coming this summer…

to Syfy…

SHARKTATO

Stay out of the water… AND the produce aisle

xfreischutz

jackviolet:

One of the things that is really notable about Moscow and yet not many people outside Russia know about, is how gorgeous the Moscow metro is.

These photos? That’s what the metro stations look like.

Yeah.

They’re called the “People’s palaces of Moscow” or else “Underground palaces,” and they were built during the Soviet era on the Communist idea that art and beauty should belong to the people rather than only being available in the houses of nobles.

These photos show just some of the metro’s attractions. There are many more mosaics, statues, etc, placed throughout.

And the metro is always this clean.

In addition to being beautiful, it is incredibly functional. It gets you pretty much everywhere in Moscow, and the trains run at intervals of every three minutes or less. At peak times, they run every 90 seconds. You never have to worry about missing a train, because the next one will come almost immediately.

Not always of course. In the late evening or early morning hours, you may have to wait as long as five whole minutes for a train. They’re also super easy to navigate.

We Russians are pretty proud of our metro system.

whitestripedgloves
ultrafacts:

thescoon:

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

(Source) for the fact in the picture

ultrafacts:

thescoon:

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

(Source) for the fact in the picture

capt-stephanie-rogers

PSATS

  • PSATS: lol write in cursive
  • PSATS: the lenses were like soup bowls
  • PSATS: shut up harry potter fandom gdi
  • PSATS: the grand canyon has a fixed value of P
  • PSATS: The value P is reduced to 1/1000000000 when a man from Boston visits the grand canyon.
  • PSATS: positive reinforcement is dehumanizing
  • PSATS: we must train our children like dolphins
  • PSATS: improve the thing
  • PSATS: criMSON LEAVES FALLING
  • PSATS: *quietly sobs* why won't you ask me about my calligraphy
  • PSATS: interviewer didn't ask about my calligraphy
  • PSATS: have you seen the grand canyon
  • PSATS: have you really seen it
  • PSATS: you haven't really seen it
  • PSATS: you haven't seen it unTIL YOU'VE FUCKED IT
  • PSATS: FUCK THE GRAND CANYON
  • PSATS: MAKE LOVE TO THOSE ROCKS